Weird Wide Web: Bizarre Fetishes & Kinks From Around the Internet!

fet•ish \|ˈfeti SH \| - n. sexual desire in which gratification is linked to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.		kink \|ki NG k\| - n. bizarre or unconventional sexual preferences or behavior.
in•ter•net \|ˈintərˌ net\| - n. a place where you can indulge any bizarre fetish or kink that you could possibly imagine... and many you couldn't.

Every one of us has certain sexual kinks and fetishes. They are very specific things that immediatly turn us on and quickly throw our libidos into high gear. The internet is full of millions of websites that cater to many of the most common kinks and fetishes. But some of our readers may have sexual tastes which are a little more difficult to indulge. So as a public service to our readers, I've scoured the internet for some of the most unique kink and fetish sites in existence. You may find some of them funny, you may find some of them disturbing... and maybe, just maybe you might find one of them arousing.

BODY RELATED FETISHES & KINKS
There are all sorts of sexy parts to the human body. Most people are suckers for a nice ass, beautiful breasts or a long pair of legs. Foot fetishes may seem odd to some, but are actually very common and have thousands of websites devoted to them. But for those of you who have an erotic appreciation for other body parts, here are a few sites I found for you:

Armpits
http://www.armpit-sex.com/
A favorite place for armpit lovers worldwide. I'll tell you a Secret... this site is strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a woman.

Noses
http://nosenetwork.wetpaint.com/
The Nose Network is your one stop shop for Nasophilia. They even have a 24-hour streaming video Nose Channel. I wonder what kind of shows are on that channel? The 6 O'clock Nose? Father Nose Best? The Noseanne Barr Show?

Zit Popping
http://www.popthatzit.com/
Many people may argue that popping zits is not a sexual fetish, only just a morbid fascination. Well, I've met more than a few girls in my lifetime who have gotten really excited over the opportunity to pop someone else's pimples. So excited, that they would happily barter a blowjob for the chance to squeeze a whitehead on my back. Sometimes I wish I could clog my pores on purpose.

Extra Limbs
http://keatts2.deviantart.com/gallery/
Do you have a thing for army girls? No, not military girls... I mean REALLY arm-y girls. Because these girls have a lot of extra arms.

Gigantic Women & Shrunken Men
http://www.flickr.com/groups/shrink/
http://giantess.net/
These sites feature women who have grown to tremendous sizes, or men that have shrunk tiny enough to be squashed like bugs by a pair of high heels. In these cases, SIZE DOES MATTER!

Conjoined Twins
http://www.conjoineddreams.net/
Is one women not enough for you? Then maybe you should try some the women on Conjoined Dreams! Most of them are at least a woman and a half... But seriously, isn't it difficult enough finding just one clitoris?

CLOTHING RELATED FETISHES & KINKS
Bras, panties, stockings, shoes, corsets... There are so many clothes that are specifically designed specifically to turn us on. But maybe you're turned on by clothing that is a little less common? Here's some sites for you!

Headphones
http://www.headphet.org/
Pretty girls listening to loud music on big headphones. I guess that sounds pretty sexy... But what if you have a headphone fetish AND an ear fetish? Then you're totally screwed!

Spacesuits
http://members.aol.com/munday6877/femalespacesuit.htm
Do you like your women to be astro-naughty? Then you'll love this site, which provides an index of nearly every film or TV show since the 1950's in which a woman has appeared wearing a space suit. Houston... we have a boner.

Wonder Woman Costumes
http://www.bamkapow.com/gallery.phtml?gk=22
Ok... I'll admit it, I stuck this one in here because it happens to be my personal fetish. But this is my article, so I can do what I want! At least it's good to know that someone out there shares my love of long legged lasso laden ladies and has created an online gallery dedicated to women dressed as Wonder Woman. *Don't miss the article devoted to the kinky world of Wonder Woman in this month's issue... yeah, that was my idea too.

FOOD RELATED FETISHES & KINKS
Food! We need it, we crave it. Just like sex, it it one of our instinctual base desires. Here are some sites geared towards the more unusual sexual epicureans out there. Warning, some of these sites might make you lose your appetite.

Girls Cooking
http://www.mukiskitchen.com
Plenty of people like to see girls cooking. But what about girls cooking other girls? With photos that are both unique and amazing, Muki's Kitchen is a site that made me horny, then hungry, then disturbed that I was feeling both horny and hungry.

Girls Eating Sandwiches
http://www.everythingsbusted.com/sandwiches.html
No, they're not naked... No they're not even wearing sexy clothing. They're just ordinary girls eating sandwiches. If ever there was a website that Jared from the Subway commercials would masturbate to... this is it.

Girls Having Tea
http://teabirds.blogspot.com/
If seeing pretty girls drink tea is your... Um... cup of tea, then this site will make you Oolong in your pants! The only thing hotter than this website, is an actual cup of tea!

Cake Farting
http://cakefarts.com
When it comes to bizarre food fetishes, this site takes the cake... and then farts on it... literally. I really really wish I were kidding. Whatever you do, do not invite this woman to your birthday party.

MISCELLANEOUS FETISHES & KINKS
These are websites that don't really fall into any fetish of kink category that I can think of.

Pedal Pumping
http://www.carstuckgirls.com/
Girls who's cars are stuck in the mud or just won't start. If you're aroused by this site, then by law you are not allowed to work for AAA.

Balloons
http://www.balloonfetish.co.uk/
You'll notice from the URL that this site is from the UK, so you know it must be classy. Scantily clad women and men inflating, popping, rubbing, bouncing on, and humping balloons. These people might totally destroy the decorations at your birthday party, but at least they won't fart on your cake!

Transformation
http://www.fetishtransformation.com/
Girls turned into robots, monsters, cartoon characters, statues, animals, aliens, mannequins, etc... This site is actually pretty amazing. But I honestly couldn't decide between masturbating or nominating it for the "Best Makeup on the Internet" award... But once I found out that that award doesn't exist, the choice was easy.

Leg Choking
There isn't actually any website for this... This is just a video that I ran across on the internet, and I couldn't help but share it with you. This is a classic example of someone who has a kink which turns him on and has decided to fully indulge it... May we all be so lucky.

Inflatable Rafts
http://www.frisky-business.net/
Girls + Inflatable rafts = Sexy. If watching girls float around in the pool on rafts is your kink, then I advise you wait at least a half hour after eating before you try masturbating or you might get a cramp.

If you're a regular reader of Kasidie Magazine, then chances are, you already have one kink that most people find very bizarre... swinging! Hopefully reading this article will help put things into perspective for people. So next time someone starts telling you how weird, disgusting, and freaky they think you are for being a swinger, just tell them, "Well, at least I'm not farting on your cake!"