Be careful what you wish for. There are a number of sexual acts that exist in this world which you have undoubtedly never heard of... and with good reason! These sexual acts are exceedingly complex and extremely dangerous! Here are just a few...

Bedtime for Banzai
You and your partner smear your bodies with bananas and have sex while a bi-polar colobus monkey with a machete sleeps in an armchair nearby. The orgasmic high achieved from the mixture of fear and potassium is said to be very powerful.

The Merry Pop-In
Pour a spoonful of sugar into a condom then have sex with a delightful chimney-sweep. This sex act has been known to cause penile diabetes and black lung.

Kosher Porking
Convert to Orthodox Judaism. Then have sex through a hole in a sheet that has been woven out of strips of bacon. Two out of five people who attempt this sex act die of overwhelming guilt.

For your own safety I urge you not to try any of these sex acts. In fact, I urge you not to even read my preceding descriptions of these sex acts. Might I suggest sticking to a safe sexual act such as the Missionary Position... Or the even safer Super Missionary Position.

You may've noticed that I've greeted you in your native dialect as I have deduced from your question's phraseology that you are obviously a member of the Parentiti Tribe; A fascinating and polite culture which doesn't believe in capitalizing letters, proper sentence structure, signing their names or the use of any punctuation (other than parentheses).

Panis, or (panis) is the Latin word for bread, or (bread). While almost any woman will tell you that she loves bread, not all of them can eat an entire loaf. There are of course a few self-proclaimed "Baguette Queens" who love to stuff themselves full of wheat. In the end, it really depends how many carbs a woman allows in her diet. There are plenty of different (panis) sizes for every woman's taste, from a Dark Pumpernickel, to a Jewish Challah, to an English Muffin.

Of course, there are always those women who prefer pie.